-The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese.

-If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is definitely not for you.

-A clear conscience is a sign of bad memory.

-All the toilet seats were stolen from the police station, the cops have nothing to go on.

-What do you call some one in the White House who is honest, caring, and well-read?

  A tourist.